Sinkhole Swallows Corvettes!

A sinkhole formed Wednesday under the National Corvette Museum swallowing eight cars.   Some of us here think this is evidence that God hates Corvettes and mesh hats. However, our friend The Viking tells us, "Corvette is so bad ass that Satan is trying to bring a bunch home."

Full security video:

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